Sunday, May 9, 2010

Funny Health Quotes

Funny Quotes about Health

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Mark Twain

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Red Foxx

Muscles come and go; flab lasts. Bill Vaughan

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. Milton Berle


If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. Mickey Mantle

How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways. William Shanter

According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry lonely women, you'll be dead soon. Tina fey

Serious illness doesn't bother me for long because I am too inhospitable a host. Albert Schweitzer

I don't jog. If I die I want to be sick. Abe Lemons

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish, ... You know what you should do? Combine them ... eat a penguin. Dave Attell

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